Hockey stick growth Memes

Oh, the absolute POETRY of startup metrics! Some dude's baby doubled in size over 3 months, and suddenly he's projecting exponential growth like his kid is gonna weigh 7.5 TRILLION pounds by age 10. Sound familiar? Because that's literally every tech startup pitch deck ever created. "We grew 200% this quarter!" Yeah, congrats on going from 5 users to 15 users, Kevin. At this rate, you'll have 47 billion users by Q3 next year! Never mind that growth curves exist, market saturation is real, and your baby will eventually stop doubling in size every quarter (thank goodness). But VCs LOVE these hockey stick projections based on literally three data points. Chef's kiss to whoever made this because they just roasted the entire startup ecosystem with a baby photo.