Grift Memes

Every AI startup founder ever, sitting in their podcast studio with merch they definitely didn't order 10,000 units of before getting any users. The setup screams "I raised a seed round and immediately spent it on branding." That laptop sticker, the matching mug, the hat—all featuring a logo that probably cost more than your annual AWS bill. The "completely unbiased, independent reviewer" line is chef's kiss. Nothing says independent like being surrounded by branded swag while reading from talking points that sound suspiciously like they came from a pitch deck. The tech industry's version of "I'm not like other girls." Bonus points if their "incredible model" is just a fine-tuned GPT wrapper with a $29/month subscription tier.