Double-precision Memes

When your elementary school homework asks you to "use a double to find the total" and you've been writing code for so long that you immediately think of 64-bit floating-point numbers instead of, you know, basic arithmetic strategies for children. The kid just wants to know what "doubling" strategy they used (like doubling 7 to get 14, then subtracting to solve 7+5=12). But your brain has been permanently corrupted by IEEE 754 standards and now you're mentally allocating 1 sign bit, 11 exponent bits, and 52 mantissa bits to solve 8+9. Question 25 asking you to "write the double you used" hits different when you're ready to explain binary representation instead of just writing "14" like a normal person. Programming really does ruin you for everyday life.