Developer-costs Memes

Apple Developer Program membership costs $99/year just for the privilege of uploading your app to the App Store. You know, the app you already spent months building. It's like paying rent to display your own furniture. Meanwhile, Android devs can pay once and call it a day, but iOS? Nah, that's a subscription service. Every. Single. Year. Nothing says "innovation" quite like a recurring fee to access a compiler and a submit button.