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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Developer-chaos Memes

Posts tagged with Developer-chaos

What If We Just Sabotage

AI Programming
7 months ago 453.6K views 1 shares
What If We Just Sabotage
Someone just proposed the most diabolically genius plan to destroy humanity and I'm honestly impressed by the sheer chaotic energy. Feed AI nothing but garbage code, tell it that's peak programming excellence, and then when it inevitably becomes sentient and starts writing its own code, it'll think spaghetti code with zero documentation is the gold standard. It's like teaching your kid that eating crayons is fine dining, except the kid will eventually control all our infrastructure. The casual sip of coffee while contemplating this digital war crime? *Chef's kiss*. We're out here worried about AI alignment when we could just gaslight it into incompetence from day one. 4D chess, except the board is on fire and we're all sitting in the flames.

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