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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Death-star Memes

Posts tagged with Death-star

Don't Mind Me Just Making Some ASCII

Programming Bash
4 months ago 390.8K views 1 shares
Don't Mind Me Just Making Some ASCII
When you tell yourself you're just gonna make "some ASCII art" and suddenly you've spent 4 hours meticulously placing percentage signs and hashtags to create what appears to be the Death Star. Because nothing says "productive coding session" like abandoning your actual project to manually position 10,000 characters into a perfect sphere. The best part? You started with a simple smiley face in your console output, and now you're basically a digital Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel with monospace fonts. Your pull request can wait—this masterpiece needs more shading with equals signs. Pro tip: This is what happens when developers discover that terminals can display more than just error messages. Next thing you know, they're rendering entire Star Wars movies in ASCII and calling it "learning about character encoding."

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