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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Correct Logic, Wrong Situation

Algorithms Programming
16 days ago 1.4M views 0 shares
Correct Logic, Wrong Situation
So you've mastered binary search with O(log n) efficiency and think you can apply it everywhere? Cool, but maybe don't use it to guess someone's age in real life. Starting at 50, then jumping to 25 based on their reaction is technically optimal for narrowing down the search space... but also a fantastic way to ensure you're sleeping on the couch tonight. Sure, you'll find the answer in fewer guesses than linear search, but at what cost? Your relationship? Your dignity? Sometimes the most efficient algorithm isn't the most socially acceptable one. Just because you can optimize something doesn't mean you should . Save the divide-and-conquer for your code, not your dating life.

A Bit Of Advice

Algorithms Programming
4 months ago 402.6K views 1 shares
A Bit Of Advice
So you learned binary search in your algorithms class and now you think you can apply it to real life? Cool, cool. Just remember that in the real world, guessing someone's age by saying "50" and then "25" is basically telling them they look 50 first. Congratulations, you just optimized your way into sleeping on the couch with O(log n) efficiency. Pro tip: some problems are better solved with linear search, even if it's slower. Like maybe start at 21 and work your way up slowly? Your relationship will thank you for the extra time complexity.

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