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Nothing triggers your bowels quite like the phrase "stand-up is starting." Your body, previously content with coding for hours, suddenly realizes it's about to be trapped in a meeting where you'll have to explain why that "quick fix" is taking three days. The cosmic timing of your digestive system is truly remarkable—it waits precisely until the Slack notification pings to remind you that nature's call is non-negotiable and definitely not something you can "circle back to later."