Customer-needs Memes

Boss: "We need to improve our product!" Dev 1: "AI!" Dev 2: "AI!" Dev 3: "Understand our customer's needs?" *Dev 3 gets yeeted out the window faster than a memory leak crashes production* Because who needs actual user research, empathy, or understanding customer pain points when you can just slap AI on EVERYTHING and call it innovation? The tech industry in 2024 is basically just throwing AI at problems like it's holy water and every bug is a demon. That poor developer suggesting we actually talk to customers and build what they need? Absolutely BANISHED for such heresy. Why solve real problems when you can add a chatbot nobody asked for?