Cortisol Memes

Nothing says "flexible workflow" quite like being told mid-sprint that you need to context-switch to something urgent while simultaneously keeping all your current commitments on track. Your cortisol meter? Pegged at HIGH, naturally. The beauty of Agile is that it promises adaptability and quick pivots, but in practice it often means you're juggling flaming chainsaws while someone keeps tossing in new ones. "Don't worry, we're being agile !" they say, as your stress hormones reach levels typically reserved for people being chased by bears. Fun fact: Cortisol is your body's primary stress hormone. Chronic elevation can lead to burnout, which coincidentally is what happens when every sprint feels like a game of whack-a-mole with priorities. But hey, at least we're not doing waterfall, right?