Remember when Microsoft was the unstoppable titan that had governments filing antitrust lawsuits because they were too dominant? Yeah, those were the days. Back in the 90s, they were flexing hard with Windows 95, crushing Netscape, and basically owning the entire desktop market like a monopolistic bodybuilder. Fast forward to today, and they've gone from "our OS will dominate the world" to desperately begging you to try their AI chatbot. "Please use Bing! We added ChatGPT! Look, Copilot can write your emails!" It's like watching a former heavyweight champion now selling protein shakes on Instagram. The transformation is wild—from antitrust villain to the company that's just happy you're using Edge (which is just Chrome with extra steps anyway). They went from "embrace, extend, extinguish" to "embrace open source and pray people notice us."