Confluence Memes

The heroic tale of spending 3 weeks documenting your microservice architecture in Confluence with 47 diagrams and 12,000 words, only to discover your teammates haven't even clicked the link. Documentation in the wild: simultaneously essential and completely ignored. The digital equivalent of shouting architecture patterns into the void while your colleagues continue deploying to production with comments like "// will fix later" and "// don't touch this or everything breaks".