Compute Memes

Classic box-and-stick trap setup, but instead of cheese for a mouse, it's RAM sticks for the OpenAI CEO. Because when you're training GPT models that require ungodly amounts of compute and memory, you develop a Pavlovian response to hardware. The joke here is that Sam Altman's AI empire runs on so much computational power that he'd literally crawl under a cardboard box for some extra RAM. Those training runs aren't gonna optimize themselves, and when you're burning through millions in compute costs daily, a few sticks of DDR4 lying on the ground start looking pretty tempting. It's like leaving a trail of GPUs leading into your garage. He can't help himself – the models must grow larger.