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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Say Hi In Your Mother Language

C++ Programming
1 year ago 346.6K views 0 shares
Say Hi In Your Mother Language
The perfect response doesn't exi-- When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you're a C++ developer, there's only one correct answer: a perfectly formatted "Hello World" program. This dev skipped all the pleasantries and went straight for std::cout << "Hi!" << std::endl; because let's face it, semicolons are basically punctuation marks in a programmer's native tongue. The username "Im_Not_GlaDOS" makes it even better - clearly someone who speaks fluent machine but is definitely not a homicidal AI.

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