Circle-back Memes

That blissful two-week period where your Slack was quiet and your calendar was empty? Yeah, that's over. PMs are back from their holiday hibernation with a vengeance, armed with "new year, new priorities" energy and a backlog of ideas they had while sipping eggnog. The "circle back" season has officially begun. You know what that means: daily standups that could've been emails, sprint planning meetings about planning meetings, and the inevitable "quick sync" that derails your entire afternoon. They've had weeks to think about all the features they want to cram into Q1, and they're ready to make it your problem. Hope you enjoyed pushing code without interruptions while it lasted, because now it's time to explain why that "simple change" they want will actually require refactoring half the codebase.