C-functions Memes

C++ developers really out here thinking they're protecting the world with their carefully crafted libraries while secretly just smuggling in raw C functions like contraband. The abstraction layers? The OOP principles? The modern C++ features? Yeah, underneath it all, it's still just a bunch of C functions doing the heavy lifting. It's like putting a fancy sports car body on a 1970s engine—sure, it looks different from the outside, but pop the hood and you'll find the same old reliable (or terrifying, depending on your perspective) machinery. The Trojan horse metaphor is chef's kiss because nobody suspects what's really inside until it's too late and you're knee-deep in pointer arithmetic.