C++23 Memes

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of trying to learn C++23 in 2025 when you haven't even mastered the ancient scrolls of C++20 modules! 💅 Then comes the voice of reason - that wise compiler wizard with Clang++ and CMake tattoos across their soul, gently dragging you back to reality: "Sweetie, let's start with C++17 first, mkay?" The absolute DRAMA of C++ version chasing! It's like trying to wear couture when you can't even button a shirt. Start with the basics, darling, before the template metaprogramming gods smite you with undefined behavior!

Ah, the divine intervention of C++23. Nothing says "prayers answered" quite like std::expected_never() and std::has_single_bit() descending from the heavens. The desperate programmer begging for a sign gets 23 new standard functions instead. Truly blessed are those who update their compilers, for they shall inherit the earth-shattering compile errors of a slightly different syntax.