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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Pope Declares Butlerian Jihad

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15 days ago 132.9M views 0 shares
Pope Declares Butlerian Jihad
The Pope just went full Frank Herbert on us. For context, the Butlerian Jihad in Dune was humanity's violent crusade against thinking machines, resulting in the commandment "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind." Here's the Vatican essentially saying "your AI slop lacks soul" in the most diplomatic way possible while simultaneously declaring war on machine-generated art. The irony? They're posting this on Twitter in 2026, probably scheduled by some social media management tool, to tell us machines lack humanity. The Church wants to team up with artists to fight the robot uprising. Because nothing says "preserving humanity" quite like the institution that once had beef with Galileo now picking a fight with gradient descent algorithms. At least they're consistent about being a few centuries behind the curve on technological discourse.

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