Business vs engineering Memes

The eternal struggle between engineering excellence and business metrics, perfectly captured. While management panics about the AI revolution churning out mountains of hastily-generated code that "works" (barely), developers are sitting here like the Joker realizing nobody actually cares about clean architecture, SOLID principles, or that beautiful refactor you've been planning. Nope—just ship it, hit those OKRs, and make the quarterly earnings call look pretty. The irony? All that AI-generated spaghetti code is going to need human developers to debug it in six months, but by then it'll be next quarter's problem. Technical debt? Never heard of her.