Branch naming Memes

The D&D alignment chart for Git branch naming conventions is painfully accurate. Your team's choice reveals everything about your codebase's true nature. Calling it "main" means you follow best practices and probably have documentation. "Stable" folks are pragmatic but boring. Meanwhile, "rolling" users are one failed test away from disaster but somehow it always works. The chaotic evil "mommy" branch? That's the team that also has a "daddy" branch for hotfixes and wonders why HR keeps calling them.