Brain-at-night Memes

Your brain really thought it could just drift off peacefully into dreamland, huh? WRONG. Time to replay every programming debate from the last decade! The zero-indexing controversy is the gift that keeps on giving—it's like the pineapple-on-pizza argument but for nerds who get way too emotionally invested in array notation. Some languages start at 0, some psychopaths invented languages that start at 1 (looking at you, Lua and MATLAB), and here we are at 2 AM having an existential crisis about it. Sleep is for people who don't question the fundamental nature of counting systems, apparently.