Bluesky Memes

The official Haskell account just casually dropped the most DEVASTATING roast in programming history. A C programmer makes a joke about being "in the Nat club, straight up succinc it" (because C programmers are known for their... *compact* code, shall we say), and someone immediately calls them out saying "this joke was not written by a C programmer." Then someone tags Haskell for their expert opinion, and Haskell's response? PURE VIOLENCE. "We can give C programmers some mathematics beyond pointer arithmetic. As a treat." The shade is ASTRONOMICAL. Haskell basically said "aww, look at you C programmers playing with your little pointers like they're actual math. How cute. Want us to show you what REAL mathematics looks like?" It's giving condescending parent energy, and I'm here for it. The functional programming elitists have spoken, and they chose CHAOS.