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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Baptism Memes

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Conditional Baptism: When God Requires Type Safety

Programming Algorithms
1 month ago 152.0K views 2 shares
Conditional Baptism: When God Requires Type Safety
When functional programming meets religion, you get this masterpiece. Some genius actually implemented conditional baptism in Haskell, complete with type signatures and the Maybe monad to handle the existential uncertainty of your soul's salvation status. The function returns Nothing if you're already baptized (no double-dipping in holy water), and wraps you in a Just if you get the spiritual upgrade. Because apparently, even divine grace needs proper type checking. Next PR: implementing confession as a monadic error handler.

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