Avoiding spotlight Memes

You know that glorious moment when the CEO finally stops asking about that "revolutionary AI feature" you promised would take two weeks but actually requires rewriting the entire backend? Sam Altman is living every developer's DREAM right now – disappearing into the bushes while the tech world loses its collective mind over OpenAI drama. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are taking notes: when your code breaks production on a Friday at 4:59 PM, just channel your inner Homer and slowly back away into the shrubbery. Out of sight, out of Slack messages. The man went from "ChatGPT will change everything!" to "ChatGPT? Never heard of her" faster than a failed deployment rollback.