Apollo-program Memes

The 1960s programmer: a literal chad with a tower of punch cards, writing assembly code to send humans to the moon with less computing power than your toaster. Fast forward to 2020, and we've got the doge programmer who can't even escape Vim without consulting Stack Overflow, powered by Spotify and coffee-fueled anxiety. They built Apollo with slide rules and raw determination. We build CRUD apps with 47 npm packages and still manage to break production on a Friday. The devolution is real, folks. But hey, at least we have syntax highlighting and dark mode... oh wait, we're stuck in Vim so we can't even enjoy that.