Alternative syntax Memes

Someone got tired of typing "if" and "else" and decided to invent their own yogurt-inspired programming language. Because clearly what the world needed was conditional statements that sound like they're being shouted by a street vendor. Next up in this linguistic masterpiece: "yap" as the print statement. Not console.log(), not print(), just... "yap" - like your code is an excited puppy telling you about its day. This is what happens when programmers work at 4 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and existential dread. Honestly, still more readable than some legacy code I've seen.