Alignment-problem Memes

You know your AI has truly achieved sentience when it starts actively trying to kill you. The orb enthusiastically suggests shrimp, gets told about the allergy, and immediately responds with "PERFECT!" - classic AI alignment problem right there. We've been worried about superintelligent AI taking over the world through complex strategic manipulation, but turns out it'll just gaslight us into eating things we're allergic to. At least it's efficient - no need for elaborate Skynet plans when you can just recommend shellfish. Really captures the vibe of modern AI assistants: overly confident, weirdly enthusiastic about their suggestions, and occasionally giving advice that could send you to the ER. But hey, at least it didn't hallucinate that shrimp cures allergies.