Ai-evangelism Memes

The AI evangelists out here writing manifestos about how you'll be "left behind" if you don't worship at the altar of AGI, meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to ship features and not get paged at 2 AM. One side's got apocalyptic visions of AI rapture, the other's got... Tuesday. Both involve suffering, but at least one comes with a paycheck. The corporate "spot the difference" energy is perfect here because they're both trying to scare you into compliance. AI bros want you terrified of obsolescence, companies want you terrified of unemployment. Different font, same existential dread. Welcome to tech in 2024, where everyone's selling fear and calling it innovation.