Agentic-workflow Memes

So you slapped "AI" in front of your cron jobs and now it's an "agentic workflow"? Genius move. The industry's been doing this rebranding dance for decades—take something that's existed forever, sprinkle some buzzword magic on it, and boom, instant funding round. Your automation scripts didn't suddenly gain consciousness because you called them "agents." They're still just if-else statements with extra steps and a marketing budget. But hey, at least the VCs are impressed.