3sum Memes

When you're complaining about the inefficiency of 3sum being O(n²) and God's just sitting there like "what are you even talking about?" Because from an omnipotent perspective, there's no such thing as computational complexity—everything just is . No loops, no iterations, no waiting. Just instant knowledge of all states simultaneously. To God, bubble sort and quicksort take the same amount of time: zero. Searching through an unsorted array? O(1). Traveling salesman problem? O(1). Calculating the last digit of pi? Also O(1). When you have infinite processing power and exist outside of time, Big O notation becomes completely meaningless. The ultimate performance optimization is literally being omniscient. Meanwhile we're down here optimizing our hash maps and debating whether to use a binary search tree or a red-black tree, while the divine architect is probably wondering why we're so obsessed with time complexity when He can just know all the answers instantly.