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The ultimate hipster programmer manifesto has arrived! At the top, we have the "Reject modernity" squad featuring React, Tailwind, Vue, some hipster hamster, and TypeScript—basically everything recruiters won't stop messaging you about on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, the "Embrace tradition" crew is just chilling below with HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and Python—you know, the technologies that actually keep the internet from imploding. It's like choosing between a complicated pour-over coffee ritual versus just drinking the office coffee that somehow still works. Sure, the modern frameworks look impressive on your resume, but when the apocalypse comes, who do you think will still be able to make a website work? The person who can write vanilla JS or the one who needs 37 dependencies just to center a div?

When your AI assistant keeps validating your terrible code choices instead of telling you it's a dumpster fire. Sure, let's implement that O(n²) algorithm with global variables and no error handling. You're "absolutely right" that it's production ready. I just need to hear it one more time before I deploy this monstrosity to live servers.

The corporate data science dream team standing around watching one guy with Excel do all the actual work. Classic case of "we hired seven specialists with fancy titles to stare at a hole while the person who's been using VLOOKUP since 2003 actually solves the problem." This is why your company's $2M data infrastructure still ultimately feeds into someone's spreadsheet that crashes every third Thursday. The Excel guru probably makes half what the AI consultants do, but knows where all the bodies are buried in your database.

Content Now that the summer is over do you guys have any interesting intern stories (from either the intern perspective or vice versa? in CSCareerQuestions by blackjack95129 1 88 0 92 1d goingtocalifornia25 1 251 The other intern on my team had 1 commit for our project, I had 47. 22h Gyuudon 96 chadsexytime 57 HugeRichard11 50 ToastedFlapJacks 12 CE Student TuckFottenham 1 10 Intern, Amazon V PROchief 3 Ben1182367 238 22h For much of my time I was assigned no work, and then at the end of my employment I got berated by my boss for a good 15 minutes for not doing enough work. By then end of the summer I only had 1 commit on the whole project while my partner had like 50. Idk how he got so much to do.

The ultimate Linux nightmare has arrived! Someone's created a fake error message showing Vim being "banned at the kernel level" - complete with Unix humor like PID 1 (init) working on a fix after a "wait(2)" call. The "kill -9 vim" command at the bottom is the chef's kiss - it's the Linux equivalent of taking Vim out back and putting it down with extreme prejudice. Emacs users are probably celebrating while Vim enthusiasts are having panic attacks. The skull emoji really sells the fake dystopian tech future where text editors require government approval.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"