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Content First semester of computer science starter pack "Programming is just a tool" repeated in every lecture Learning to program an old ass Motorola processor Half the people you see will drop out before next semester Discrete Mathematics and Algebraic Struchires Calculus The guy using Arch on a ThinkPad Professors look either like this: WolframAlpha or like this: Larry ALGORITHMS Lots of people that want to make videogames "By induction" "By construction" "By iterating over the structure"

Content I HAVE DROPPED THE DATABASE BUT DON'T WORRY, I MADE A SCREENSHOT YOU MEAN SNAPSHOT SNAPSHOT, RIGHT?

Content St. Developer We use distributed graph datastore built for fast graph traversals, storing adjacency lists, supporting a high rate of add remove update operations, paginating through millions of entries, horizontally scaling, and running graph walking queries Jr. Developer

Content Sales: How long will it take to make this application? Devs: We estimate it will take 3 months. Sales: That's way too long, we will never be able to sell it. What about 1 month? Devs: That's not how estimations work. Sales: promises to customer it will be done within a month Devs: finishes application in 3 months Sales:

A bank that demands special characters but then bans the most common ones is like a bouncer who insists you wear shoes but prohibits sneakers, boots, and sandals. The irony here is magnificent - they're essentially saying "please make your password secure by using things we've decided are too secure." Next they'll probably ban numbers because they look too much like code. Banking security at its finest, folks.

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