They Must Be Destroyed

Ah yes, the classic "just use confidence" advice that falls apart when facing Vim. The top panel shows VS Code, React, and Node.js giving that smooth reassurance like they're the cool kids at school. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality of a developer trying to exit Vim for the first time. No amount of confidence prepares you for that moment when you realize :q! might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. The "Are you sure?" is just Vim's way of saying "You sweet summer child, you have no power here."

The eternal cold war between Developers and Marketing, perfectly captured in a Star Trek format. Marketing thinks they're besties collaborating on the company mission, while Developers are silently calculating how many more "urgent priority changes" they can handle before rage-quitting to a cabin in the woods. The only thing these departments have in common is mutual bewilderment at each other's existence. Marketing's enthusiastic "Yes" paired with the Developer's deadpan "No" is basically every product meeting I've sat through for the last decade.

Content My mind when I read "sort". Square root squirt

Content "How many times have you thought about accessibility?" Oh, ya know, just the normal amount. The normal amount is zero. The normal amount is zero?!

Content Developer Application Tester Application A Application on live server Security Researcher

Content Working as a software engineer What my boss thinks I'm doing What my friends think I'm doing TOOLS What my mom thinks I'm doing What I'm actuallv doing