Saved By Underflow

Content are you good at multitasking? no. DINOSAND COMIC ah, so you like to focus on one task until it's done? also no.

Content Programmer Life

Content Hard drives last only 3-5 years on average. If those hard drives could still read, they'd be very upset. ProarammerHumor.io

When your parents named you "John" and now you can't even sign up for a developer account. Somewhere out there, a database administrator is smugly enforcing uniqueness constraints on first names like they're primary keys. Next thing you know, they'll be telling you your birthday has a foreign key violation because someone else already claimed December 25th.

That moment when your printer reveals the true nature of our relationship with technology. In networking, "master/slave" is just technical terminology for primary and secondary devices, but walking by and seeing your printer proudly declaring "MODE: SLAVE" hits different after 15 years in tech. The real joke? That printer is about to demand cyan ink even though you're just trying to print in black and white. Who's really the master here?

Content I fear no man. FUNCTIONAL ASSEMBLY PROGRAMS But that thing.