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Top panel: A JavaScript developer showing off their "clever" one-liner with Array methods, chaining, and arrow functions to print numbers 0-15. Bottom panel: The same task accomplished with a basic for loop that any first-year CS student could understand. Sometimes the solution that doesn't require a PhD in functional programming is actually the better one. Both do exactly the same thing, but one will make your code reviewers contemplate career changes.

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That moment when your "quick fix" SQL query has been running for 10 seconds and you suddenly realize you forgot the WHERE clause. The hamster perfectly captures that split second of pure panic when you connect the dots - your simple update is now wreaking havoc on every single row in production. Time slows down as you frantically reach for Ctrl+C while simultaneously having an out-of-body experience where you see your entire career flash before your eyes. The backup you didn't make last week suddenly feels like a really critical life choice.

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Content A library that fits my need perfectly Awesome documentation