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Content -IT CONGRATULATE ME FOR NOT OPENING THE PHISHING EMAIL ME WHO COMPLETELY IGNORES ATLEMAILS

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Ah yes, the classic executive who just discovered the term "data science" and now thinks anyone who can run a basic SQL query is suddenly a data scientist. Nothing says "I understand tech" quite like watching someone execute SELECT * FROM table and immediately asking if they should update their LinkedIn to "Senior ML Engineer." Meanwhile, actual data scientists with PhDs in statistics are quietly crying into their Jupyter notebooks.

Content Your Qualifications: 7 years of experience building services with .NET Core Understanding of microservice architectures Hands-on experience with modern JavaScript frameworks, such as Angular or React Expert knowledge of SQL and understanding of database principles Experience with Kafka or other messaging systems, cloud services, Docker, andor Kubernetes preferred Interpersonal skills and the ability to present to team members in a clear, articulate manner

Content DON'T KNOW UNTIL WHAT TIME I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY ONLINE AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK