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Content How would you handle package dependencies? Install whole internet! Youre hired! NPM

Content Until 1893 the time would change by 1 minute for every 18 kilometers in the German Empire. PREUEN Berlin 12.27 Uhr Der gesamte Bahnverkehr in Preuen und Elsa-Lothringen richtete sich zum Beispiel nach der Berliner Ortszeit. Dsseldorf 12.00 Uhr GROHERZOGTUM MESSEN Frankfurt 12.08 Uhr Ludwigshafen 12.07 Uhr REICHStAND ELSA LOTHRINGEN GRO. HERZOGTUM BADEM Karlsruhe 12.07 Uhr Stuttgart 12.10 Uhr KGR. WRTTEM. BERG KNIGREICH BAYERN Mnchen 12.20 Uhr Prag 12.31hr Die Ortszeit ndert sich um vier Minuten pro Grad, das man sich nach West oder Ost bewegt. Mnchen liegt fnf Grad weiter stlich als Dsseldorf, deshalb wird es dort 5 x 4 Minuten, also 20 Minuten frher Mittag. Deswegen ist Mnchen mit seiner Ortszeit Dsseldorf um 20 Minuten voraus ProarammerHumor io

Content Using a normally accepted method to accomplish a programming task. Using stupid shit a seasoned programmer would never do to get karma.

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Content Ofure ofureonline 1d My boyfriend is an intellectual 2 Philip Password is "apples" Mv bad How is that even allowed Made it when I was like 6 How have vou not been hacked It's plural 579 17 19.3K M 354K Laizerdisk Laizerdisk Replying to ofureonline "Hacking Phillip was almost too easy. His password was 'apples,' same one he's had since he was six. All it took me was knowing his favorite fruit, and I was in. I owned his whole system"

Ah yes, the Y10K problem - the sequel nobody asked for! Future devs will be sobbing in their space pods because some genius in 2023 thought "four digits ought to be enough for anybody." Imagine having to refactor billions of lines of legacy code across the galaxy because nobody considered humans might still be writing terrible code 8,000 years from now. The exhausted expression says it all - "I could've been a space poet, but instead I'm patching date formats on Martian ATMs." History repeats itself, just with more digits.