Me commenting my code

Content 9000000000000000000000cco00 WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON 00000000000000000000000000 POOOOCCOPSO00600060020000806.0000000 return condition ? A F B imgilp.com00000000000000040050000204 if (condition) return A; else return B;

Every codebase has that one bizarre, undocumented function written by a developer who left 5 years ago. Nobody understands how it works, but removing it crashes the entire system. The gnome is that random 20-line function with cryptic variable names that somehow prevents your production server from bursting into flames. You've tried refactoring it twice, but each attempt ended with emergency rollbacks at 2AM while your boss questions your life choices.

Content When you realise these mfs have been force deleting branches instead of creating a pr, asking for review and merging them

Content Got any fatherly advice for me? Almost everything can be coded with only with if else and loops Work your ass to learn beyond that

Content When you finally catch the person that's been writing bad code all the time

Content This dog can smell successful programmers