Just In Case

The top panel shows a man pointing a gun with the caption "A null pointer exception in production." This is basically the coding equivalent of your app suddenly committing suicide in front of users. The bottom panel shows someone wrapped in a protective cocoon labeled "Me, wrapping the entire function in a giant try...catch block." It's the programming equivalent of bubble-wrapping your entire house because you dropped a glass once. Sure, it's lazy, inefficient, and would make your CS professor weep, but hey—at least the app doesn't crash! Ship it and let future-you deal with the technical debt. That's what code reviews are for, right?

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD! 😂 The meme puts the invention of the wheel and fire—you know, just the LITERAL FOUNDATIONS OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION —on the same timeline as the US government supposedly declaring C and C++ as "bad programming languages." The absolute AUDACITY to suggest that some bureaucratic programming language opinion is comparable to discovering FIRE! This is peak programmer persecution complex energy! As if C/C++ developers are being hunted like witches in Salem! Meanwhile, these languages still power everything from operating systems to rockets while programmers argue about semicolons on Twitter!

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