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Content customer is complaining that app is slow i have optimised the code to improve performance by 200 ok great now we can add more features

Content When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore When a file you don't need exceeds 50 mb, gitighore

Content Alter Eagle AlterEagle en Roses are red Violets are blue I'll fucking kill you if You write " true" 13:31 29 Aug 21 Twitter for Android

Content Async ( Paris Are I OxAsync No mom it's not a "messy pile of clothes on my chair" it's an L1 cache for fast random access to my frequently used clothes in O(1) time. It needs to be big to avoid expensive cache misses (looking in my closet). I NEED to be minimizing latency, this is important to me. Please. ProgrammerHumor

So that's what's holding up the internet - a precarious tower of technology balanced on Linus Torvalds' shoulders with a random shark at the DNS level. Turns out those underwater cables aren't the most concerning part of our infrastructure. The real MVP is that shark guarding the DNS servers while C developers write dynamic arrays, Rust devs do their thing, and some web dev quietly sabotages himself in the corner. Meanwhile, unpaid open source developers and "whatever Microsoft is doing" somehow keep this Jenga tower from collapsing. Sleep well tonight knowing your entire digital existence depends on this absurd tech stack and one very dedicated fish.

Content Me at the age of 8 Me now I will be the best scientist and the best engineer in the whole world how do I fetch the data from database using LINO