I mean... He’s not wrong

Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.

When GitHub asks for your password but you haven't used it since they forced everyone to switch to personal access tokens. The mysterious GitHub entity with its ominous backdrop demands credentials while the poor developer, blissfully unaware, types "coder" like it's 1999. Then reality hits - support for password authentication was nuked back in August 2021. That moment when muscle memory meets obsolete security protocols. Your fingers remember what your brain forgot.

Remember when coding meant actually understanding how computers work at the binary level? Your dad was basically Anakin Skywalker—years of training in the sacred arts of bit manipulation, manually managing memory, and debugging with print statements. Fast forward to us Luke Skywalkers with our 3-day crash courses on frameworks that abstract away everything important. "I know React!" we proudly declare while having zero clue what's happening under the hood. And now? We're Rey, staring at a glowing AI prompt, typing "write me a function that..." without even bothering to learn syntax. The lightsaber of coding knowledge gets dimmer with each generation! The Force was strong with the elders who could flip bits by hand. We just wave our hands at ChatGPT and hope for the best.

Content Me: Programming on my PC for a hour straight without saving. My electricity I'm about to end this man's whole career

Content Ber Learn programming for future work Learn programming to understand programming jokes Berni Learn programming to know how to use google better than a normal person

Content usrbinpython import sys for 1 in range(1,11): print i iF i 5: print " elif 1 6 and 1 - 9: print "WHERE ARE ALL THE BRACKETS??" else: print "HOW DO YOU PEOPLE READ THIS SYNTAX EASILY" I wrote my first python program today!