I can’t wait to start my next project so I can finish this one…

Everyone thinks programming is all dramatic hoodies and lightning-fast typing like we're hacking the Pentagon! 🕵️‍♂️ PLEASE! The reality? Hours of staring into the void with the emotional range of a confused toddler trying to solve a calculus problem. That face when your code doesn't work for the 47th time and you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Not furiously typing—just furiously contemplating if it's too late to become a goat farmer instead. The existential crisis is REAL, people!

Content Project Leader : Tell me why this code is not working! Is there any specific hardware requirement for it? Me: with the PC on which it worked last time

Content HI, THIS 15 YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WERE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- WELL, WEVE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.

Nothing says "I'm helping" like an AI that can't even match parentheses properly. Those unbalanced brackets and braces in Google's Gemini ad are the coding equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Sure, let the AI write your code—if you enjoy debugging cryptic syntax errors at 2AM while questioning your career choices. "Streamline your workflow" they say... more like "streamline your path to Stack Overflow." The irony of a code-generating tool that can't generate syntactically correct code in its own marketing material is just *chef's kiss*.

Content -(4) SeanTAllen 12h If you clone a person, are they the same person? Yes No 84 votes 11 hours left 9 4 1 1 Liam Hammett LiamHammett 11h Depends if you clone by reference or by value 17 1 14 000

Content I Am Recruitr iamrecruitr Just so I'm clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right?