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This conversation is what happens when you skip the "boring" security lectures in CS class. Our green-text hero thinks decrypting password hashes is just another Tuesday feature request, while orange-text is having an existential crisis trying to explain one-way functions. The best part? Five years of development experience and still wondering why we can't just hand out passwords like candy. That final "I can look it up anytime" after completely misunderstanding basic cryptography is peak developer confidence without competence. This is why your bank account gets hacked, folks. Because somewhere out there, a dev is thinking "who cares if you have the decryption algorithm" while building your financial app. Bruh indeed.

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Content all TFW S 12:15 AM 43 Todavat 8:05 AM So you still haven't responded to my message GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD. I'm gonna hack you if you don't You have one minute or I release your IP to the world That's it bitch Your IP is 127.0.0.1 . Hacked haha Hey retard. I bet you don't even know what the hacker programming language is. Only members in anonymous can use it. I'm the leader of Anonymous btw so you should be scared of me Today at 811 AM hack (hack) manifest: DDOS machine response: you hack? Yes. Nointernetyes confirm hack hack hack (127.0.0.1) DDOS HACK hack manifest hack computer DDOS Hold on my text editor is loading. But in the meantime get ready for my hack Todav at 8:12. A