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Content I have slept with two former presidents, I speak four languages, and I own two Monets. I code in c

Content them: just read the documentation the documentation: how to draw a fish for beginners: 2 draw basic fish shape x make fish more fish add fish to fish increase fish to satisfaction ProdrammerHumor.io

Content THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A FIST FIGHT

Content 3 rules: - no wishing for death - no falling in love - no bring back dead people I wish I would never introduce bugs in my code again There are 4 rules

The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.

Content ARE YOU ILL? NO, JUST FEELING A BIT OFF. 11101111