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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute NIGHTMARE of modern web browsing! You can't take TWO DIGITAL STEPS without Cloudflare jumping out like an overprotective parent screaming "PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT!" 🤖 Just trying to read a blog about why my code isn't working? CAPTCHA TIME! Want to check documentation? VERIFY HUMANITY FIRST! Attempting to access StackOverflow to solve the problem that's making me question my career choices? SORRY SWEETIE, CLICK ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS FIRST! The internet has trust issues and I'm taking it PERSONALLY. 💔

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The dystopian future of web browsing is upon us! What used to be a simple "click and read" has evolved into a psychological obstacle course where the actual content is buried beneath 11 layers of digital garbage. Step 12 is where the real programming happens - debugging your own mental state after the browser equivalent of running through a minefield of dark patterns. By the time you reach step 13, you've completely forgotten your original query because your brain's stack has overflowed with popup-closing operations. The irony? We frontend developers created this monster. We implemented those cookie banners, subscription modals, and location trackers that we ourselves despise. It's like we're trapped in an infinite recursive function of our own making with no base case in sight!