Finally, after years of search I found a real tree

Content huhokayl Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to name this kid.i have hard enough time deciding what name to my variables, how can I name a human?? Poor little i;

Content if else switch case

Content Just finished my algorithm, it runs in 0 of n! Congrats! That's linear time right? O of n...right?

Content AND THEN HE SAID THAT HE THOUGHT BIG COMAPNIES WILL SPONSOR THE DEVELOPMENT BECAUSE THEY USE HIS LIBRARY

Content Jr. Dev I don't know how to do this Sr. Dev I don't even know what we're doing... made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

The classic "I'll fix my broken code by switching to a no-code platform" saga. This guy's app is falling apart because his cursor is apparently sentient and malicious. Instead of learning secure coding practices, he's jumping to Bubble - the equivalent of bringing a Fisher-Price toolset to fix a nuclear reactor. Then when called out, responds with "why aren't you positive?" which is developer-speak for "please validate my terrible decisions." Truly the software development equivalent of trying to put out a fire with gasoline and wondering why everyone's screaming instead of applauding.