Every Developers' Monday Story

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This developer just casually created an "app skeleton" with 3,163 files changed and +637,124 lines of code in a SINGLE commit. That's not a skeleton—that's an entire digital cemetery! When most of us create a "skeleton app," we mean a few files and basic structure. This person apparently thinks "skeleton" means "fully formed creature with organs, skin, and probably its own consciousness." The PR is even marked "Ready to merge" with no reviews requested. Bold strategy—let's see if anyone survives the code review!

Content Front end programmer doing front end Full stack programmer doing front end

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Content THE SOFTWARE THE SOFTWARE IN DEMO IN REALITY TO THE CUSTOMERS