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Content Spares No Expense Hires One IT Guy

THE ABSOLUTE PARANOIA OF MODERN DEVELOPMENT! 😱 Writes literally ONE semicolon and IMMEDIATELY smashes both autosave AND Ctrl+S because heaven forbid that masterpiece of syntax gets lost to the digital void! Like the code is the next Shakespeare sonnet that must be preserved for future generations! The trust issues with IDE autosave are REAL - it's there, it's working, but ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK IT? No, you are NOT! Manual save or DIE trying! The relationship between developers and the save button is more committed than most marriages!

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Content WHEN A BUG REQUIRES OPENING SO MANY TABS THAT CAN'T EVEN SEE THE TITLE OF EVERY TAB ANYMORE matto.com

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Content Exploit3d exploit3dguy 1. wake up 2. yell at code for not working for no fucking reason 3. attempt to fix 4. attempt failed 5. sleep