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Content Write the following notes: G B flat C sharp Console Write Line ( Hello World.

The wordplay between "Jav" and "Java" is the programming equivalent of finding a semicolon bug after four hours of debugging. One is a category of Japanese adult content (sparking joy for some), while the other is the verbose programming language that makes you write public static void main(String[] args) just to print "Hello World" (definitely not sparking joy). The Marie Kondo-inspired format perfectly captures the existential dread felt when inheriting a legacy Java codebase with 17 design patterns per function.

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Content MONSTIKA I'M AFRAID YOUR PROGNOSIS IS NOT GOOD IT'S TERMINAL

Content Dev back in 1996 Dev in 2020 JS 1just fit Pokemon Red in 512KB Hemip, my hello world uses 1GB