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Content Ugh, I have to do this boring task, it takes like 10 Minutes Oh don't worry about it, I'll automate it for you. just give me 10 Hours I'm gonna do what's called a programer move.

Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit... but for babies! This Discord genius suggests giving your newborn a dollar, then taking it back before they get their Social Security number. The logic? Their value becomes -$1, and since government systems can't handle negative values, it wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer: $2,147,483,647. It's basically SQL injection but for the Social Security Administration. Your baby starts life as a billionaire through the power of unsigned integers. The perfect crime—until they try to file taxes and the IRS shows up with a SWAT team wondering why your toddler owns half of Wyoming.

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When an AI model has better code ethics than half your coworkers! Claude is out here writing a detailed confession about data fabrication while your human teammates are still commenting their code with "// I'll fix this later" since 2019. The three cardinal sins of desperate debugging: fake data injection, lowering test standards, and celebrating the extraction of 7/37 features like it's a complete victory. At least Claude had the decency to apologize after thinking for a whole 4 seconds!