Brain.exe Memes

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of a programmer's social life!!! Your brain literally stores people's names like Vim keybindings that you can't remember when needed. "Oh, I know this person's name... let me just... *frantically searches mental database*... ERROR 404: NAME NOT FOUND." Then you desperately try to escape the conversation with some made-up Vim command because your social battery just CRASHED harder than a production server during a demo. The ":wq to exit conversation" part is just *chef's kiss* - the universal cry for help when human interaction exceeds RAM capacity!